juicyvelourtracksuit:

securelyinsecure:

ofdarklands:

super-shar:

westafricanbaby:

powrightinthekisser:

boldkadena:

I was gonna make a “remember when captain america punched harley quinn in the face” post before realising that margot robbie and jaime pressly are not actually the same person despite the evidence that they most definitely are

I mean???

they are literally the same person???

for years I’ve believed there was only one of them????

but??? there’s two?¿?¿?¿

And they’re not related?

😦😦😦😦🤭🤭🤭🤭

Their mamas have some explaining to do

that’s one person and you can’t fool me

The plot thickens!

What’s happening

muvataughtme:

duchessofostergotlands:

lovingtheroyals:

laurasroyalblog:

femaleheroes:

A-MA-ZING

Actual text from my sister when Katelyn debuted this “Holy shit. Katelyn Ohashi’s routine this year.”

College, and specifically UCLA, gymnastics seems like such a fun and encouraging place. I love how she’s genuinely smiling throughout the entire video and how her teammates are cheering her on and truly loving and supporting her throughout her routine. I hope we can get more of this in sports!

My favourite thing is the fact her team mates do parts of the routine with her. It’s so cute. And I love her

Whoa! She’s fantastic and y’all know I love Michael ❤️

Oooooo you better calm the fuck down. I’m trying to be considerate and you’re coming at my neck sideways?! I think the fuckkkkk not.

deardess:

midnightcontrol:

inkdnready:

1. How old were you when you had your first kiss?
2. How old were you when you had sex for the first time?
3. Have you ever walked in on people having sex?
4. Have you ever had phone sex?
5. Have you ever had birthday sex?
6. Name a non-pornographic movie that turns you on?
7. Have you ever used a sex swing?
8. Do you own any sex toys? If so, what?
9. Have you had a one night stand?
10. Back rub or foot rub?
11. Have you ever had an awkward moment where people were having sex and you were present?
12. Have you ever swapped partners?
13. Have you ever experienced DP?
14. Cuddling on the couch or picnic in the park?
15. Have you ever had sex on the beach?
16. Do you like to watch?
17. Ever been filmed or filmed yourself during a sexual act?
18. Have you ever had sex with someone that you were not suppose to? (Boss, teacher, relative).
19. Have you ever had a secret relationship?
20. Are feet a turn on?
21. Have you ever had a long distance relationship?
22. Have you ever met someone in person that you met online?
23. One thing you haven’t done sexually that you are hoping to try.
24. Anal or oral?
25. Have you ever been with someone of the same sex?
26. Have you ever masturbated outside the confines of your home?
27. Drunk sex or stoned sex?
28. Have you ever slept with an ex while no longer together?
29. Have you ever accidentally sent a dirty pic or message to the wrong person/people?
30. Have you ever had someone show a private pic to others without permission?
31. Does your partner have to be shorter or taller than you?
32. Have you ever been with someone that another member of your family has been with?
33. Whip or riding crop?
34. Name a song that puts you in the mood.
35. Have you ever had sex on a plane?
36. Is there anyone that you’ve slept with that you can’t recall their name?
37. Have you given or received road head?
38. Would you prefer receiving/giving a titty fuck or foot job?
39. Name a hard limit of yours.
40. Sex on the hood of a car or the back of a pick up?
41. Shower sex or sex in the rain?
42. If you could change one thing about your physical appearance what would it be?
43. If you could change one thing about your personality what would it be?
44. Kill one, marry one, fuck one? (Name the three).
45. Choking or hair pulling?
46. Would you rather? (Name the two).
47. True or false? (You pick question).
48. Bar or club?
49. Have you ever had sex in the snow?
50. Have you ever had sex with a neighbour? (The house on the left or right, not down the street).
51. Have you ever had sex at a sports venue? (Football field, rink, etc.).
52. Have you ever used something outside the norm to orgasm?
53. Can you recall a time you were cock blocked or twat swatted?
54. Would you rather play dirty doctor or naughty detention?
55. What’s sexier nice eyes or nice lips?
56. What’s more attractive a sense of humour or a sense of style?
57. Ice cubes or wax?
58. Do you prefer a younger or older partner?
59. Ball gag or hand over mouth?
60. Have you ever posted a pic or a video of you committing a sexual act?
61. Did your parents have “the sex talk” with you when you were young? If so, which parent? How did it go?
62. If you had to choose, cowgirl or reverse cowgirl?
63. Morning sex or afternoon delight?
64. Are you vocal during sex?
65. Your socks, on or off in bed?
66. Embarrassing sex moment.
67. Pillow fight or pillow fort?
68. Naked twister or strip poker?
69. Have you ever done a 69?
70. Make you’re own multiple choice question.

Have fun…😈

Go for it

Let’s see what I fee like answering tonight😂🤷🏻‍♀️

girl-in-the-hitops:

striders:

Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed

as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker

thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

telvi1:

Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested. You can go anon if you want.

scaramouch-fandango:

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.